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« on: April 03, 2004, 02:03:33 AM »
On another forum out there. Some people make the most stupidest RP characters imaginable. Here is an example

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Name:Dai Mythanos

Age:13

Gender:Male

Class: Mercanary

Race: Human

Weapons:Very Braod sword that acts as a shield

Haiir:Blond and untidy

Facial Hair:None

Height:5'2ish

Weight: 150ish

Clothing:Light Platemail Armor

Abilities: Uncanny Ability Wildeing Heavy Weapons(Herriary)
Berserkerish Powers(Like a berseker)
ShieldSpell(Dai plunges his sword into the earth and a golden barrier surrounds him


Bio: Dai started off good, born into a noble family, and was raised for the first year of his life like a prince. Then, illness struck his family, and he and his brother Sai, were wisked away after their families death. Dai was traveling with his caretaker, when bandits attacked, everyone killed. The bandits threw Dai into a river, and he washed up in a village. He was put into an orphanage, were he stayed for ten years, until he got fed up with the abuse of the orphan caretaker. He took his sword that was found by him, and went off. He has been working as a mercanary for 2 some years, and has a nickname of the"Fivefoot Assin". He ditest killing, but it is the only way he can earn money, exept for a few odd jobs. Dai currently wanders lookeing for work, travelling alone, but has several friends who watch out for him. Recently, Dai has been getting fewer and fewer jobs...He doubts his existance is worth anything, and tried to commit suicide, but stoped himself for reasons unknown to him. Dai has no knowladge of his brother and uncle who live like kings. But, Dai does deffinatly feel a connection with his brother, often calling out in his sleep.
Personality: Dai has a sad look in his eyes, like a person about to die. When he is ahppy, he jokes and kids, but not all that often. He reacts to killing sadly, often praying for the people he has killed, and they often haunt his nightmares.



If you read carefully, you'll see just how retarded this character is. It was all summed up by a fellow forum go-er, shown here

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Hi. My name is TSG. Bend over please.


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Name:Dai Mythanos


I would say you got this from a name randomizer but I know your (Editor: Censored)ing MIND is random. And not in a cool way like imaek.


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Age:13


I know this is a warrior without going furthur then the name and I have to point out there is no way a 13-year-old is going to be a competent fighter.


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Class: Mercanary


What a surprise, another "mercenary".


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Weapons:Very Braod sword that acts as a shield


At least it doesn't shoot (Editor: Censored)ing flames. But this is still dumb shit. BE MORE ORIGINAL. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SHITTY SWORDS.


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Haiir:Blond and untidy


The typos are already making my head reeling. Blonde, Hair, come on, try harder.


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Clothing:Light Platemail Armor


Armor is not clothing. It's ARMOR. Is he (Editor: Censored)ing naked under his armor?


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Abilities: Uncanny Ability Wildeing Heavy Weapons(Herriary)
Berserkerish Powers(Like a berseker)
ShieldSpell(Dai plunges his sword into the earth and a golden barrier surrounds him


What the (Editor: Censored) is Herriary. And the uncanny ability to wield heavy weapons is called MUSCLE, dumbass. Which I doubt a 13-year-old possesses in great quantity. Berserkerish? What the (Editor: Censored)? No shit Berserkish is like a berserker, Jesus, you are like so kind of retarded master with rhetoric. And that shield thing is just lame and contrived.

Now, as for the bio, I can't be arsed with most of it, it's the usual boring shit. But some of it is just amazingly (Editor: Censored) (as in crappy).

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He took his sword that was found by him, and went off.


He took the sword that was found by him... (Editor: Censored), I know if I found a goddamn sword (in the attic? in my mother's treasure chest in the attic? in my father's grave? in my (Editor: Censored)ing anus?) I'd sure as hell take it with my on my crazy adventures filled with talking furrys.


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He has been working as a mercanary for 2 some years, and has a nickname of the"Fivefoot Assin". He ditest killing, but it is the only way he can earn money, exept for a few odd jobs.


Yay, he's been working as a "MERCENARY", thank you for clarifying that, the profession title kind of threw me off. He "detests" killing yet he is an "assassin." THAT MAKES A LOT OF (Editor: Censored)ING SENSE. You almost beat Kenshin and his broken weapon for dumbass idea of the century.


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Personality: Dai has a sad look in his eyes, like a person about to die. When he is ahppy, he jokes and kids, but not all that often. He reacts to killing sadly, often praying for the people he has killed, and they often haunt his nightmares.


Sounds like Dai needs to re-evaluate his (Editor: Censored)ing career. Maybe he should get out of the whole killing people thing if it's making it hard to sleep without a Valium.


I hope no one here now, and the future ever comes up with bad a character as this. The flaming got so bad on that one character that someone posted a picture which completly mocked this character completly. See?

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Dai ready for action. He just needs his boardsord


So please exercise caution when making a character, this guy claimed he had used this one character for 3 years. Which shows how retarded he really is
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 05:13:12 AM »
HOLY CRAP!!!! THATS A PICTURE OF ME A LONG TIME AGO!!!  Surprised
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2004, 05:31:19 AM »
Seriously?
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2004, 05:41:28 AM »
well...it could be me.....his eyes arent mine...i have a bit of a....well i dont know what to call it....you know how in anime, they make these like triangles on the side of your eyes to show light reflections? well i have those, but not from light, in them there is some of my eye color....yeah, its hard to explain...
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2004, 01:18:00 PM »
Okay Totso. Can you find out what the (Editor: Censored) is this guy on? That has to be the stupidest charactor ever! And If I hear of another mercenary I'm gonna vomit! I hate mercenary charactors. They are the most UNORIGINAL types of charactors.
And Totso don't worry abit about me makeing a charactor like that! Laughing
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2004, 07:05:16 PM »
The dude who put the picture seems far more intellectually inferior than that person who made Dai.

"Dai ready for action. He just needs his boardsord"

BOARDSORD! WTF!? He looks like he has no place in making fun of Dai. Someone who spells like that, is usually like this:

"i r 733t!!! i ownz j00!!! i m gonan kik your asd!!!11"

...Which I may have overexaggerated.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2004, 09:34:36 AM »
I think he was making fun of Dai's crappy spelling.
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2004, 09:44:11 AM »
Yeah he was. That guy who made that character is dumb!
*How he would spell this*
Ya he wuz that guy ho mad that charator is dum!!!!11

I may have UNDERexaggerated

Kinda reminds me of Dippy's spelling Laughing
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 02:03:56 PM »
That was hilarious. You should find another crazy profile and post it here!!!! Very Happy
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2005, 07:02:56 PM »
This topic is really old, dude. Look at the date. And Tosoto left, awile ago.
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2005, 01:33:31 PM »
OOPS!!!! I really didn't mean to bump this! I'm so indeed sorry!  :blush:
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 05:47:18 PM »
lol Yea, this topic hadn't been replied too since before I joined, until now.  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2005, 03:19:10 PM »
Hmm...I wonder why it wasn't locked?  :mellow:
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2005, 03:00:23 PM »
Meh. Who knows why? It was made ages ago...
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2005, 08:40:54 AM »
I didn't lock it because I wanted your opinions on it instead of wasting space asking about it with a new topic.
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