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« Reply #60 on: December 26, 2005, 09:34:29 PM »
Dudeman rubbed his eyes, as Yammy flied off in the webcam. "Okay, now I've seen everything..."
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« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2005, 03:56:23 PM »
Yammy soared above the tree tops on his loyal Webcam. He always enjoyed the exillerating thrill of riding high in the brisk air! Then, the Webcam started malfunctioning! It began taking pictures! The flash it gave off was too bright for Yammy, and slowly he lost his balance and... Fell... Fell off the Webcam into the dank gloominess of the forest riding below...
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« Reply #62 on: December 28, 2005, 11:04:16 PM »
The Nart looked at Dude Man

 Smile - SO my friend, who are you? Are you on a journey like me? I got a ship that we could set sail in but I'm out of red gasoline and blue gasoline wont help me in this case because my ship is allergic to blue gasoline. Though if we had some green gasoline, then it could sail for 4 days before it explodes.
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« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2005, 01:01:24 AM »
"Red gasoline eh?" Dudeman said. "Hey Tosoto, you seen any red gasoline?" He asked his friend who seemed to not be posting on the RP very much.
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« Reply #64 on: December 29, 2005, 10:45:03 PM »
B) - Never mind. I found some in this tree.

The Nart got a giant corkscrew and screwed the tree and red gasoline gushed out of it.

Laughing - HOORAY!

Then a rumbling sound began to shake the earth.

:huh: - What the?

Then suddenly a giant cry was sounded.

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

The tree suddenly fell but didn't break in half, as if it was slouching.

:blink: - HUH? What happen? Did I kill this tree or something?
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« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2005, 12:12:47 PM »
//I wonder if Tosoto is going to post. He said "don't let it die".\\
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« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2006, 12:17:06 PM »
Tosoto watched the slouching tree unsure of what to make of it.

 :mellow: - Well, that's not normal. Might want to get that gasoline before something else happens.

A rumbling is felt again and a group of people pop out of the bushes, all of them wearing "save the trees" shirts

 :ph34r:  - Oh no, tree huggers!

//Haha, TKGB has a fun use of smilies =)\\
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« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2006, 03:18:14 PM »
:huh:  - Hey what the hell do these guys want?

The tree huggers glare at Dudeman

 :angry: - Stop harassing the trees! They have as much rights as any living thing!

 <_< - Trees aren't alive. If they were, then they would have evolved to protect themselves!

Suddenly two larges branches from the tree seem to move down, one attempts to slam down upon the Nart, and the other one swings at the dudeman, eer Dudeman.

 :blink: - WTF!? Geez, I just had to say that didn't I...

Dudeman then tumbles to the ground as the branch hits him.
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« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2006, 11:23:27 PM »
//You ppl stealing my idea. Or did I made a trend?

 :blink: Nart - OMG! That tree killed Dude Man. YOU BASTARD! I gotta help him, but I'm to vain and self-centered to do it. You, Banana seller, help your friend out. I'll try to to keep these hipsters out of your tail.

The nart when over to the tree huggers.

 :angry: - Okay listen up you no good beatnik hippy punk al queda terrorist muslim jewish monkeys, get out of here. It's illegal to care for a tree. Beat it.

The mob of tree huggers go angry.

 :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry: - LETS GET THAT NART!

 :mellow: - ...  Surprised OMG! They're gonna kill me. I gotta use my fire powers.

"MOLOTOV"

...

...

 :mellow: - Oh right, I need an empty bottle. Hey anyone got an empty bottle?

*Glass bottle gets lunged at the Nart's head*
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« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2006, 12:26:45 PM »
//Time to join in on the fun...

The skies get cloudy as something falls from the sky.

"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No it's...."

"...just roleplayer...<sigh.>"

Roleplayer hears curses from everywhere, including the trees, the clouds(that spat him out, by the way), the cannibalistic squirrels, Satan, God, cheeseburgers, Adam & Eve and...

"Whoa, whoa, stop right there, Mr. narrator!" shouts roleplayer to the sky.

It seems roleplayer made time stop...

"I said shut the [bleep] up you [bleep]ing [bleep]!!!"

OK then, maybe we're going to cut off from there.

God fries roleplayer with lightning.

(giggles) "That made me ticklish." said roleplayer.

"Hey, come back here you [bleep]!"

God: "Jesus Christ, did you say [bleep]?"

Jesus: "Dad, stop calling me! I'm too sleepy!"

roleplayer becomes silent of what he heard.

So that covers it for this day! Roleplayer climbs up a tall tree and camps on a branch. <snore>

and then...

(Crickets chirping in the distance)

(I forgot to mention, roleplayer was talking to himself the whole time, while the others were busy with... trees. Yep, you heard it right.)
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« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2006, 04:11:56 AM »
roleplayer wakes up from the nap...

Roleplayer: Guys, what are you doing...

Roleplayer: Guys!!

(ummm, no one answered so...)

"[BLEEP]!!!!!!!!"

God: oh, did you have to say [bleep]? You could've just said, [bleep]!

roleplayer: whoops. :blush:
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« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2006, 09:39:58 AM »
//We've been waiting for Tosoto to post, he's been gone for a long time....\\
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« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2006, 12:01:08 PM »
Tosoto jumps in front of the nart as the bottles fly at them, catching two of them before a bottle smacks into his head, then another one hitting him in the crotch. :ph34r: :blink:   He goes down as even more bottles start flying.

  :wacko:  "I got your bottle...."
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« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2006, 08:47:05 PM »
"This tree seems to be defending itself..." Dudeman shouts.

Dudeman then spots roleplayer. "What are we doing?" He says, mockingly. "Playing golf! No, seriously, what does it look like? Haven't you seen a couple people fend off some hippies and a moving tree, before?"
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« Reply #74 on: February 02, 2006, 04:02:47 AM »
Roleplayer: Maybe I should help the guys...

(Thinks about it for a moment and then walks slowly toward the party of hippies)

Roleplayer: What the [BLEEP] do you think your doing?! Don't you know tree-lovers are extinct?!?!?!

Hippies ignore roleplayer. Roleplayer then walks away (slowly)

"Back to the drawing board" he says to himself.
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